Why Should I Suffer?

Filed under: pictures on February 10th, 2008 | No Comments »

Sam has come up with a brand new meetup.com group.

You can find it here.

Here’s a snippet of what you can expect from his events: (Post comments to let him know what you think.)

The Springfield VA Singles Without Baggage Meetup

Here are the rules in order to join:

Must be single or divorced or widowed

Ages 30 to 45

Must not be currently separated

Must not be currently involved with a significant other

Must not be currently shacking up with someone

No rebound cases allowed Get over your ex first

No losers

No moochers or free-loaders

Can handle simple tasks at the very least

Must be clean

Must wash hands in restroom

Must wash hands before touching food

Must wash self each day

Must not smell bad in any way

Be of good spirit

Have a sense of humor

Not a couch potato, watching sports all day long

No drama queens or drama kings

Save the drama for your mama

No heart-breakers or home-wreckers

Must not be currently pregnant

Must embrace monogamy

Must know what monogamy means

No cheaters nor liars nor deceivers

Must not be decevious

Must not be violent No nut-crushers

Must not be hateful

Must be patient

Must be tolerant of others

Must be tolerable by others

Must not have any diseases

Must not be a slut or a womanizer

Must have good family values

Must want kids and can actually have children

Must not be a bitch

Not in a religious cult that brainwashes people

Must not be high-maintenance

Must be in good shape

Must be able to touch toes

Must be able to see toes

No beer gut

No big butt

Must not have a drinking problem

No smokers

No kids but wants to have kids

No thinking of ex Not even kindergarten sweetheart

No mental hangups

No bankruptcy cases

Must have a job and be self sufficient

Must not live with their parents still

Must be a US citizen

No green card seekers

No gold diggers

Not a porn star, stripper or call girl

Must be available to date,

not always busy with work

not always busy with friends,

not always busy washing hair,

not always busy cleaning house

not always busy walking pets

Post comments to let him know what you think.

Filed under: dating, life on February 6th, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Sam is getting surgery today.
Our prayers are with you.

Why Should I Suffer from Jermil on Vimeo.

Filed under: life on November 20th, 2007 | 1 Comment »

I was over Sam’s house one lazy Saturday afternoon and after a few hours, we ran out of places to go and things to do. Ergo, Sam elects to emulate an experiment that he eyed his nephew enact. This video was taken back in July of 2007.

Sam’s Exploding Bottle Experiment from Jermil on Vimeo.

Filed under: video on October 25th, 2007 | No Comments »

The rest of the pictures can be found here.

The rest here.

Filed under: pictures on October 9th, 2007 | 1 Comment »

Am I a jerk?

Do I have any care for anyone but myself?

Do I care to listen to anyone else’s problems?

Do I take advice?

Do I have to do any of those things?

I neither have the energy nor the ambition to do so.

At least not tonght.

So, tonight I am a jerk.

But at least I can relax tonight.

Filed under: blog postings on October 8th, 2007 | No Comments »

I took this video back in August. Sam explains what he thinks cars will be like in the future. This was taken at a Baja Fresh some random evening after work.

Filed under: video on October 3rd, 2007 | No Comments »

Sam has had around 40 dates from the dating site match.com. One of his biggest peeves about that site is that women put old pictures on there that don’t give an accurate representation of what they look like today. This could be because they put pictures that don’t show their entire body or the pictures are from 10 years ago like Johnny Chase’s headshots in Entourage. He’s quite bitter about that and explained his criteria over a game of poker.

Filed under: dating, video on September 25th, 2007 | No Comments »

From Sam himself…

Did you ever go outside and climb up a tree, and hang there upside down? In the dark? When the crickets are chirping? Wearing nothing but a pair of shorts? If you’re all alone, you start doing things you never thought you would do. When life seems to pass you by, you should ask God questions. That is why God gave you a free will. But ask God with respect. Sometimes God gives you what you ask for, but it may not be what is best for you. Always ask God, but request that which God wants for you, not what you want. I ask not to be lonely for all this time, but I need time to heal. God knows that. I don’t want to be a burden on an innocent woman. I don’t want a woman on the rebound either. I never want to hurt anyone like I was hurt. I am over it, but like the physical injuries I got long ago, I shutter when I think of those injuries. But there is no trace of those physical injuries, only the memory of them. Would I go back in time if I could, and change what happened? Like when I tried to jump off a ramp with a 10-speed bike? If I am on a 10-speed bike now, I don’t want to see a skateboard ramp on the road, because I would do it again, only 27 years later than the first time. I would not survive such a fall, or at least I would wish I was dead if I fell. I know that I will always make the same mistakes in life over and over again. It is my very being, my soul. I don’t want to meet the wrong woman either, or I will suffer again. Jumping off a ramp with a 10-speed doesn’t seem so bad when comparing to hooking up with the wrong woman.

Filed under: blog postings, pictures on September 21st, 2007 | No Comments »

Here’s a link to the most infamous story ever told by Sam. It’s one of the few that I have audio of thus far. That will change soon.

link

Filed under: audio, stories on September 20th, 2007 | No Comments »