Sam has come up with a brand new meetup.com group.
You can find it here.
Here’s a snippet of what you can expect from his events: (Post comments to let him know what you think.)
The Springfield VA Singles Without Baggage Meetup
Here are the rules in order to join:
Must be single or divorced or widowed
Ages 30 to 45
Must not be currently separated
Must not be currently involved with a significant other
Must not be currently shacking up with someone
No rebound cases allowed Get over your ex first
No losers
No moochers or free-loaders
Can handle simple tasks at the very least
Must be clean
Must wash hands in restroom
Must wash hands before touching food
Must wash self each day
Must not smell bad in any way
Be of good spirit
Have a sense of humor
Not a couch potato, watching sports all day long
No drama queens or drama kings
Save the drama for your mama
No heart-breakers or home-wreckers
Must not be currently pregnant
Must embrace monogamy
Must know what monogamy means
No cheaters nor liars nor deceivers
Must not be decevious
Must not be violent No nut-crushers
Must not be hateful
Must be patient
Must be tolerant of others
Must be tolerable by others
Must not have any diseases
Must not be a slut or a womanizer
Must have good family values
Must want kids and can actually have children
Must not be a bitch
Not in a religious cult that brainwashes people
Must not be high-maintenance
Must be in good shape
Must be able to touch toes
Must be able to see toes
No beer gut
No big butt
Must not have a drinking problem
No smokers
No kids but wants to have kids
No thinking of ex Not even kindergarten sweetheart
No mental hangups
No bankruptcy cases
Must have a job and be self sufficient
Must not live with their parents still
Must be a US citizen
No green card seekers
No gold diggers
Not a porn star, stripper or call girl
Must be available to date,
not always busy with work
not always busy with friends,
not always busy washing hair,
not always busy cleaning house
not always busy walking pets
Post comments to let him know what you think.
Filed under: dating, life on February 6th, 2008
sam,
with such a long list are u sure u will find someone will be able to …
tell me what are u bringing to the table?
love the pix
love the t-shirt 2
2blessed
what’s it going to take to take you out of the dating/meet-up game?
Sam! it’s Phil Cairney here. i used to work with you at CSC in Falls Church. Remember? I was the Scottish dude….
Phil Cairney?
Wow! How did you ever find me?
Give me a call sometime!
571 214-5250
Are you still in the USA?
Sam Christaldi