Why Should I Suffer? » dating http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog The Sam Christaldi Experience Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:07:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Sam’s New and Improved Meetup Group http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:49:25 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/the-new-and-improved-meetup-group/ Sam has come up with a brand new meetup.com group.

You can find it here.

Here’s a snippet of what you can expect from his events: (Post comments to let him know what you think.)

The Springfield VA Singles Without Baggage Meetup

Here are the rules in order to join:

  • Must be single or divorced or widowed
  • Ages 30 to 45
  • Must not be currently separated
  • Must not be currently involved with a significant other
  • Must not be currently shacking up with someone
  • No rebound cases allowed Get over your ex first
  • No losers
  • No moochers or free-loaders
  • Can handle simple tasks at the very least
  • Must be clean
  • Must wash hands in restroom
  • Must wash hands before touching food
  • Must wash self each day
  • Must not smell bad in any way
  • Be of good spirit
  • Have a sense of humor
  • Not a couch potato, watching sports all day long
  • No drama queens or drama kings
  • Save the drama for your mama
  • No heart-breakers or home-wreckers
  • Must not be currently pregnant
  • Must embrace monogamy
  • Must know what monogamy means
  • No cheaters nor liars nor deceivers
  • Must not be decevious
  • Must not be violent No nut-crushers
  • Must not be hateful
  • Must be patient
  • Must be tolerant of others
  • Must be tolerable by others
  • Must not have any diseases
  • Must not be a slut or a womanizer
  • Must have good family values
  • Must want kids and can actually have children
  • Must not be a bitch
  • Not in a religious cult that brainwashes people
  • Must not be high-maintenance
  • Must be in good shape
  • Must be able to touch toes
  • Must be able to see toes
  • No beer gut
  • No big butt
  • Must not have a drinking problem
  • No smokers
  • No kids but wants to have kids
  • No thinking of ex Not even kindergarten sweetheart
  • No mental hangups
  • No bankruptcy cases
  • Must have a job and be self sufficient
  • Must not live with their parents still
  • Must be a US citizen
  • No green card seekers
  • No gold diggers
  • Not a porn star, stripper or call girl
  • Must be available to date,
  • not always busy with work
  • not always busy with friends,
  • not always busy washing hair,
  • not always busy cleaning house
  • not always busy walking pets

    • Post comments to let him know what you think.

    ]]>     http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/feed/ 4     The Definition of Double-Butted http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-definition-of-double-butted/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-definition-of-double-butted/#comments Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:09:02 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2007/09/the-definition-of-double-butted/ Sam has had around 40 dates from the dating site match.com. One of his biggest peeves about that site is that women put old pictures on there that don’t give an accurate representation of what they look like today. This could be because they put pictures that don’t show their entire body or the pictures are from 10 years ago like Johnny Chase’s headshots in Entourage. He’s quite bitter about that and explained his criteria over a game of poker.

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