Why Should I Suffer? » life http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog The Sam Christaldi Experience Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:07:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Sam’s New and Improved Meetup Group http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/ http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/sams-new-and-improved-meetup-group/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:49:25 +0000 Simon http://www.whyshouldisuffer.com/blog/2008/02/the-new-and-improved-meetup-group/ Sam has come up with a brand new meetup.com group.

You can find it here.

Here’s a snippet of what you can expect from his events: (Post comments to let him know what you think.)

The Springfield VA Singles Without Baggage Meetup

Here are the rules in order to join:

  • Must be single or divorced or widowed
  • Ages 30 to 45
  • Must not be currently separated
  • Must not be currently involved with a significant other
  • Must not be currently shacking up with someone
  • No rebound cases allowed Get over your ex first
  • No losers
  • No moochers or free-loaders
  • Can handle simple tasks at the very least
  • Must be clean
  • Must wash hands in restroom
  • Must wash hands before touching food
  • Must wash self each day
  • Must not smell bad in any way
  • Be of good spirit
  • Have a sense of humor
  • Not a couch potato, watching sports all day long
  • No drama queens or drama kings
  • Save the drama for your mama
  • No heart-breakers or home-wreckers
  • Must not be currently pregnant
  • Must embrace monogamy
  • Must know what monogamy means
  • No cheaters nor liars nor deceivers
  • Must not be decevious
  • Must not be violent No nut-crushers
  • Must not be hateful
  • Must be patient
  • Must be tolerant of others
  • Must be tolerable by others
  • Must not have any diseases
  • Must not be a slut or a womanizer
  • Must have good family values
  • Must want kids and can actually have children
  • Must not be a bitch
  • Not in a religious cult that brainwashes people
  • Must not be high-maintenance
  • Must be in good shape
  • Must be able to touch toes
  • Must be able to see toes
  • No beer gut
  • No big butt
  • Must not have a drinking problem
  • No smokers
  • No kids but wants to have kids
  • No thinking of ex Not even kindergarten sweetheart
  • No mental hangups
  • No bankruptcy cases
  • Must have a job and be self sufficient
  • Must not live with their parents still
  • Must be a US citizen
  • No green card seekers
  • No gold diggers
  • Not a porn star, stripper or call girl
  • Must be available to date,
  • not always busy with work
  • not always busy with friends,
  • not always busy washing hair,
  • not always busy cleaning house
  • not always busy walking pets

    • Post comments to let him know what you think.

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    Our prayers are with you.


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